This was a cute e-mail I received the other day from one of my girlfriends and thought I would pass it along. Here is a fun read for the day for all you girls:-)
2. If the shoe fits--buy them in every color.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt, a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
4. In need of a support group?--Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
6. When life gets you down-just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons in 2009-mix it with vodka and turn them into lemontinis.
12. Remember wherever there is a good looking, sweet, single or married man, there is some woman tired of his bullsh*t.
13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.
14. If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you trouble.
15. By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.
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