E-mail chains
Thanks to the wonderful world of the world wide web which then created e-mail (Interpretation=too lazy to go buy stamps and walk out to the mailbox or even drive past a post office-or the real reason was to actually save you from spending a couple dollars on stamps possibly). Regardless, don't you miss the days of snail mail? There is nothing like receiving a piece of mail for you, mind you, NOT junk mail, but a good, crisp letter from someone! Okay, rambling again. Back to my point...because of e-mail, there has been a trend of sending "chain" e-mails and "fwds". To be honest, I tend to delete most of the "fwds" I get but occasionally when people change the subject to something that peeks my interest, I'll find myself taking a gander and coming across a few good ones. This one just kind of made me laugh. Thanks Kimmy!
WOMEN: DO YOU AGREE?
NINE WORDS/STATEMENTS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying "forget" YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
